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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

No go.

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Common daily vitamin could slow biological aging, major study suggests - AOL.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Margaret Cho says Ellen DeGeneres was 'not nice' to her for most of her career: 'It's so creepy and weird' - Entertainment Weekly

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Carcinogenic effects of long-term exposure from prenatal life to glyphosate and glyphosate-based herbicides in Sprague–Dawley rats - BioMed Central

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

What are incels doing wrong?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

‘The Life of Chuck’: Never Mind the Apocalypse, Watch Tom Hiddleston Dance! - Rolling Stone

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Measles vaccination rates drop after COVID-19 pandemic in counties across the US - AP News

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

NASCAR Saturday schedule at Pocono Raceway - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

An Extreme Drop in Oxygen Will Eventually Suffocate Most Life on Earth - ScienceAlert

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

There’s Never Been A Better Time To Play The Best Digimon Game - Kotaku

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Scientists say a tiny brown moth navigates 600 miles using stars — just like humans and birds - CNN

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

How long can I have fake braids in? I want to do it for the whole school year but I don’t know how to keep it intact.