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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:26

Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
No go.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
‘The Life of Chuck’: Never Mind the Apocalypse, Watch Tom Hiddleston Dance! - Rolling Stone
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Measles vaccination rates drop after COVID-19 pandemic in counties across the US - AP News
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good